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MJKC23
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 | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat  Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:14 pm | |
| Guy: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Girl: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.  BUSTED. . . hahaha | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:39 am | |
| Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
HAHAHAH Basag!!! Wag kc Assuming masyado. . . | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:51 am | |
| Man: So why haven't you banged any loser guys yet? Woman: Cause I've been waiting for you! Hahahahahaha Lokong girl  | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:49 pm | |
| Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account. Then get out of the door w/o me..." Hahaha Evil woman. . . Beware of users hahaha | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:39 pm | |
| pabilisan ng dila o pag basa: KUKA KI KAKA KU KATA KE KO KU KIKA KI KUKA KO KIKA KUKO KIKO KUKI KA congrats! you have succesfully learned the Monkey language. isa ka ng ganap na unggoy! just come and claim your Banana! Hahahaha  | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:46 pm | |
| May Lokong Bata samin nkasabay ko sa tindahan pgkalabas ko. . . Bata: ale may load kayo? Tindera: oo meron. Bata: globe po? Tindera: meron totoy. Bata: ah papasa daw si nanay ng qoutes yung loveqoutes daw po, salamat lol Tindera: Leche Lumayas ka! Nyeta kng bata ka!!! Bata: joke lng po aling bebang hahahaha Ampfootah Hahahahahahahahah facial expression ni manang di maintindihan bigla namula sa galit... Lokong bata hahahahah | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:20 pm | |
| Sa mga tambay jan oh. . . hahahahah [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:47 pm | |
| Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." Hahahaha pra sa mga feelingerong hambog. . .  | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:44 pm | |
| Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Iwas Iwas din kc mg assume hahaha | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:59 pm | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:58 pm | |
| [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] NAPAPANAHON NGAYON.. . . Hahahahahaha | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:02 pm | |
| [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img]  Bee Do Bee Do Bee Do. . . ahahahah | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:04 pm | |
| Konnichiwa. . . [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] daijobou. .. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:43 pm | |
| [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] So true. . . hahaha my kahinaan Adidas. . . | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:46 pm | |
| [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] ahahaha aztig. . . Dragonball lng ang datingan. . . | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:50 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:44 pm | |
| Eksena sa 2 lasing
Lasing 1: Pre alam mo kapitbahay nmin inaalipusta ako
Lasing 2: Bkt pre? anu sabi syo?
Lasing 1: eh wala daw ako pinagaralan. High school grad. lang ako.
Lasing 2: oks lang yan kc mas magaling ka sa kanila kht college graduate sila.
Lasing 1: sabagay tama ka, sabi ko nga DOUBLE COLLEGE TAYO...
AHHAHAHA:thumbsup: putek... double college | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:55 pm | |
| for sale: 1kilo of kiti-kiti ----- 2k 100pcs of tipaklong ----- 2.4k mixsize... 300pcs of gamo-gamo----- 200php. 280pcs of antik/langam------100php. 90pcs of malaria----4k (wildcought) 900 pcs of lamok w/dengue-----800/1k. mixsize... 150pcs of ipis bahay/ipis bato 400/900 mixsize.. all species are gud condition and healthy... txt lang poh sa mga interesado bumili.. plsss.. no trade...no trade...no trade..respect my add... meet up. ormok/balik-balik/tacloban/divisoria.... pag di ko alam add nlang po 100 para sa pamasahe... hahaha adik lang. . . [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:09 am | |
| Banatan naman tayo hahaha pede b kta sundan? kc sbi nla follow ur dreams  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:56 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:02 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:17 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:29 pm | |
| Ang Pinaka : Unfair Animal Depictions Napapanahon. 10. Unggoy - Manloloko 9. Baboy - Madumi at matakaw 8. Frog - Echosera 7. Kalapating mababa ang lipad - Prostitute 6. Ahas - Traydor 5. Carabao - Carabao english 4. Tuko - Kapit tuko sa posisyon 3. Crab - Crab mentality 2. Tuta - Political Crony 1. Buwaya - Congressman / Pulis Source: GMA NewsTV ahahahahah  so true. . . | |
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MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:17 pm | |
| A very secretive boy's found out that his dad just joins Facebook. The son puts on his status: 'WTF'. His dad asks: 'what is WTF?' the son commented Welcome To Facebook instead of What The (censored) hahahah  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:24 pm | |
| Holdapan beki version: Pulis1: Hoy chakadal! Nandito na si Darna! Sumuko na jokaw! Super surroundings ka na namin teh! Holdaper: Wiiit! Keribels ko kayo teh! Jokoy pa! Tumbang preso yan si Darna sa jokin! Wa itas bag! Pulis1: Ay mataray na echuserang froglet ka ha! Mga baklitas! Sugod na jutams! Pulis2: Narinig niyo si Mother Earth! Gora na mga sisteret! Shuplak! ahahahaha | |
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