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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
 Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
 | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat  Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:45 am | |
| Kaibigan ko na walang magawa
Ang sakit ng chan ko sa kakatawa kay simi-simi,,
Diane: Kanta tayo
simi: Sige sure bzta ikaw ang mauna
Diane: Ako may lobo
simi: Lumipad sa langit
Diane: Hindi ko na nakita
simi: Eh anoh ngayun? paki ko?search mo sa google (censored)!
wahahahahaha:jig: | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:59 pm | |
| After watching d Conjuring for the 10th time Friend: Can we play hide and clap? Mjkc: Ganitong mainit ulo ko baka clap clapin ko mukha mo! tagal n nyang movie n yan d m p mpnuod mag isa. Friend: Waaaaaaaaaaa!! takot ako eh  I'm Mean hahahaha | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:22 pm | |
| KIKAYS vs. Beki Kikay1: Ang tunay na MAGANDA Beki1: Daig pa ng bakla Kikay2: Hindi rin kc ang maganda, pulbo lang okay na, Beki2: weeehh? Kikay3: Tama hindi yung nakaconcealer kana, nakafoundation kapa,  3 Kikays: ANU YAN pati sa personal EDITED ka??? HAHAHHAHAH | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:27 pm | |
| Imagine the ZOMBIE's looking for brains. . . . . . . . . Tapos nilampasan ka. Ano yun? Bastusan?!  waaaaahhhhahahaha | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:04 pm | |
| Juan for All Vic: Ano trabaho ni mister dati? Lola: Tornero. Vic: Ano po? Kuneho? Jose: Tornero. Nag totorno sa machine shop. Vic: Ah, kala ko kuneho. Ang tanong, sino yung kuneho? c Wally Kalbo. . . hahaha  | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:05 pm | |
| MAY SAMPUNG INGITERA. NAGPAKAMATAY YUNG ISA. ILAN NATIRA? HAHA. EDI WALNG NATIRA BAKIT:KASI NAINGIT EH, INGITERA HAHA! boom! | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:05 pm | |
| ELOSONG MISTER TUMAWAG SA ASAWA..
Mr: nsan ka ngaun?!
Mrs: nasa bahay lang..
Mr: i-ON mo nga ung blender?
(mrs: pinaandar ung blender.. Rrrreeerr)
Mr: Okay, kala ko umalis ka eh..
(Maya maya tumawag ulit si mister)
Mr: asan ka?!
Mrs: nasa bahay nga lang...
Mr: i-ON mo nga ung blender?
(mrs: pinaandar ung blender.. Rrrreeerr)
Mr: ganyan dapat para walang duda..
(umuwi si mister ng walang pasabi. nakita nya ang anak sa labas)
Mr: asan mama mo?
Anak: ewan ko san pumunta yun. Dala dala pa ang BLENDER!!
wew XD
wahahaha.
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| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:10 pm | |
| BF: Babe, para kang selecta, you’re so yummy! GF: Ikaw hon para kang krispy kreme, you’re so sweet! BF: Para kang starbucks, so addictive! GF: Para kang jollibee, langhap-sarap! BF: Para kang larsians, affordable! GF: Para kang turo-turo, slightly dirty!! BF: Haha! Para kang prito, oily!! GF: Para kang inihaw, maitim!! BF: Para kang tuyo, parehas kayo ng amoy!! GF: Para kang paksiw, maasim!! BF: Bagoong ka! GF: Ikaw naman binuro! BF: Panis ka! HAHAHA! GF: Bulok! BF: Pangit!!!~ GF: Lalo ka na! BF: Break na tayo! GF: Buti pa nga! Parehas PIKON? Hahahaha  | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:47 pm | |
| Natapos na si CHITO, si CHITO MIRANDA. Tapos na rin si HAYDEN, si HAYDEN at KATRINA. Na-MANG KANOR si JILL ROSE, wala syang apelyido. Daming SCANDAL dito, kailangan nang mag-ingat. at sa huling SCANDAL, si WALLY ang babanat!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:52 pm | |
| Bitoy: Pare, makwento ko lang, alam mo ba yung lolo ko napakabilis lumangoy! Bakit ko nasabing mabilis? Kasi yung swimming pool nila na Olympic size, nalalangoy nya sa loob ng 1 minuto! Joey: Pare, mas mabilis parin yung lolo ko sa paglangoy kesa sa lolo mo, kasi yung lolo ko kaya nyang lumangoy sa Olympic size na pool sa loob ng 30 seconds! Aleng Maliit: Wala namang binatbat mga lolo nyo! Yung lolo ko sobrang bilis din lumangoy! sa sobrang bilis nya inabot lang sya ng 1 araw. Bitoy: Eh kala ko ba mabilis? Eh yung mga lolo nga namin halos minuto lang nalalangoy na yung Olympic size na pool. Aleng Maliit: Eh bakit tapos na ba ako? Alam nyo ba kung saan lumalangoy lolo ko? Joey: Eh saan ba lumalangoy lolo mo? Aleng Maliit: Pacific Ocean! hahahaha | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:47 pm | |
| Ijay: Tito MJ anu b ung Utut? hahah Mjkc: Hahaha bkt? UTOT - kaluluwa ng mga pagkain na kinain mo. bwahahahaha! Ijay: hahahahahaah angaleng. . .  | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:32 pm | |
| Si lola bumili ng sundae .. Si lolo tumingin din s menu .. Lolo: meron kayong tindang coke? Crew: meron po. Lolo: meron kayong ganitong coke ? Yung sumasabog? (Yung nasa picture daw) Hahaha.. Malokong lolo din eh noh .. Pasaway! [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:13 pm | |
| [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] Hahahaha cnu kya ngpreserve??? | |
| | | | MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:55 am | |
| [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] Nakakakita na ba kayo ng ganitong eksena in reality??? hahahah | |
| | | | MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:00 am | |
| [img] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img] ahahahahahha palusot.com ahahha | |
| | | | MJKC23
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:03 am | |
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