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milantot
Newbie
Posts : 25
 novaliches
Join date : 2010-09-27
 | Subject: banat of the day  Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:15 am | |
| katuwaan lang po... post kayo ng mga pic up lines nyo or pangbara s mga pic up lines...  khit luma or corny malay nyo magamit parin....  sample B: May free time ka ba??? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. .. G: bkt?? B: Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko...  are you free this christmas?? because i need an angel in my christmas tree....  | |
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Tattoo
Administrator
  
Posts : 3537
Novaliches, Quezon City
Join date : 2009-02-21
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:00 am | |
| clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.
Aanhin pa ang gravity? kung lagi akong nahuhulog sa'yo.
kung gagawa ako ng alak pangalan mo ang gagamitin ko. kasi ang lakas mo sumipa kaso sa puso ang tama.
tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa buhay mo?
Miss! langit na ba to? para ka kasing anghel.
Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh
Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita eh
alam mo bang exam ako? kaya sagutin mo na ko
kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? hindi! kasi lagi kitang namimiss
Uy! papicture naman tayo oh? para madevelop tayo sa isa't isa.
Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.
Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo?
Miss may-ari ba ng Chocnut factory ang tatay mo? ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.
Para kang yosi, ang hirap mo alisin sa buhay ko.
may lason bang mga mata mo? nakakamatay kasi ang titig mo.
kailangan mo ba ng tutor? tuturuan kitang mahalin ako.
Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako
magaling ka ba sa math? ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation ng buhay ko.
Hindi tayo tao. bagay tayo! bagay!
Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete
Doktor ka ba? kasi kaw lang ang makakagamot ng sugat sa puso ko.
Pulis ba tatay mo? kasi nahuli mo ang puso ko.
Electric Fan ka ba? kasi lagi umiikot ka sa isip ko. | |
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gudb0i
Senior Member
Posts : 167
nueva ecija
Join date : 2010-09-16
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:08 am | |
| A gun can kill someone, fire can burn someone, wind can chill. Anger can rage till it tears u apart. But the power of my charm, wala! Pati bacteria tulala!!  | |
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milantot
Newbie
Posts : 25
novaliches
Join date : 2010-09-27
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:04 am | |
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Overtune
Senior Member
Posts : 157
Kyusi
Join date : 2010-11-25
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:36 am | |
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kokitz
Senior Member
Posts : 194
novaliches
Join date : 2010-11-20
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:37 pm | |
| Miss baril ka ba??
pedeng paputok???
aun oh..
magandang hapo.. | |
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maister
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 851
manila
Join date : 2010-12-06
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:53 pm | |
| Hi! What is your name? BTW, I'm "yours" | |
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maister
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 851
manila
Join date : 2010-12-06
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:02 pm | |
| sabi ng facebook: What is on your mind? sagot ko: Wala.. IKAW lng :* | |
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ghepra24
Junior Member
Posts : 70
MANILA
Join date : 2010-12-05
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:14 pm | |
| boy: uy! papicture tayo girl: at bakit naman?! boy: para madevelop tayo.. | |
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maister
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 851
manila
Join date : 2010-12-06
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:39 pm | |
| Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT! | |
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milantot
Newbie
Posts : 25
novaliches
Join date : 2010-09-27
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:43 pm | |
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poseidon03
Newbie
Posts : 12
quezon city
Join date : 2011-04-18
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:48 pm | |
| girl:drugs k b?  boy:lam ko n yn kc nakakaadik ako!!! girl:hndi,nakakasira k kc ng buhay ng ibng tao.  boy:  | |
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betteroffdead
Senior Member
Posts : 159
Sampaloc, Manila and Olongapo City
Join date : 2011-03-29
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Fri May 13, 2011 12:18 am | |
| may ganto pla tayo! ayos! pa isa.... Boy: alam mo, para kang treasure  Girl: oh bkit nman? (smiling) Boy: Sarap mo kasi ibaon! hmp hahaha lol | |
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maister
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 851
manila
Join date : 2010-12-06
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Thu May 19, 2011 8:23 pm | |
| Boy: Hon, ano ang gusto at ayaw mo?
Girl: Gusto ko? ikaw.. ayaw ko sa iba =) | |
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roma09
Senior Member
Posts : 187
pineda pasig city
Join date : 2011-05-21
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Thu May 26, 2011 4:33 pm | |
| haha ! try ko to ! boy: miss keyobard ka ba ? girl: alam ko na yan ! kc type mo ko ? boy: hinde ! hugis kwadrado kc yang mukha mo ! boy:miss mangga ka ba ? girl:bki ? boy: mukha ka kasing kalabaw eh ! boy:miss punong kahoy ka ba ? girl:bkit ? boy: sarap mo kasing sibakin eh ! boy:miss cashier ka ba ? girl:bkit ? boy:mukha ka kasing bayaran eh ! haha ! wala na ko maisep eh ! | |
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betteroffdead
Senior Member
Posts : 159
Sampaloc, Manila and Olongapo City
Join date : 2011-03-29
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Thu May 26, 2011 5:28 pm | |
| BOY: miss para kang sembreak.
GIRL: bakit naman?
BOY: amboring mo eh.
kung aco my business, lahat nng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, ikaw hindi
dahil sa'yo lang aco magmamahal. | |
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felmor
Global
Moderator
Posts : 1201
Anywhere would you would be
Join date : 2011-02-13
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:22 am | |
| Girl: Sabihin mo lang pag inlab ka na sakin ha? Sasagutin agad kita.
Boy: talaga? Alam po para kang rebisco,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ang KAPAL ng feelings mu! ouch~!
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maister
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 851
manila
Join date : 2010-12-06
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:14 pm | |
| Boy Banat: Bastos ka rin eh noh?!
Girl: watda?!
Boy Banat: Paano naman kasi, hindi ka man lang kumakatok!!!
Girl: ano? san?
Boy Banat: tuloy-tuloy ka lang pumasok sa puso ko... ~yihee... | |
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boyzeny
Senior Member
Posts : 176
marilao bulacan
Join date : 2011-05-13
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:26 pm | |
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banat #1
boy: maglaro na tyu nang lahat wag lang nang taguan
girl: why?
boy: b.coz ah girl like you is impossible to find.
Banat #2
boy: pde ba kita ilibre nang siomai at hopia
girl: why?
boy: to siomai love for you and hopia love it hahaha
good day to all pepster..
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maister
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 851
manila
Join date : 2010-12-06
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:05 pm | |
| Boy: Toss coin tayo! Girl: cge Boy: Pag head lumabas akin ka Girl: eh pag tail? Boy: iyo na ako =) walang kawala amp hahahaha! | |
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Hakey
Junior Member
Posts : 77
Quezon City
Join date : 2011-03-24
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:56 pm | |
| Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your anatomy.” | |
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felmor
Global
Moderator
Posts : 1201
Anywhere would you would be
Join date : 2011-02-13
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:28 pm | |
| Boy:Alam mo parang ligaw ka na bala.
Girl: bakit??
Boy: Sa iba ka kasi naka laan pero ako yung tinamaan.. | |
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Hakey
Junior Member
Posts : 77
Quezon City
Join date : 2011-03-24
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:19 pm | |
| Can i take your clothes off? kahit isang beses lang. I just wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak | |
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felmor
Global
Moderator
Posts : 1201
Anywhere would you would be
Join date : 2011-02-13
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:18 pm | |
| Alam mo ma DALLAS kitang isipin, Kahit alam kong MIAMI kang ipapalit sakin. | |
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felmor
Global
Moderator
Posts : 1201
Anywhere would you would be
Join date : 2011-02-13
| | Subject: Re: banat of the day Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:54 am | |
| GIRL : Hoy! Bawal mangopya sabi ni prof! BOY : Hindi naman ako nangongopya eh. GIRL : Eh bat ka nakatingin sa papel ko? BOY : Tinitignan ko lang yung pangalan mo.. BAKA KASI BAGAY SA APELYIDO KO | |
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