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Arvin
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeSun Jun 19, 2011 2:03 pm

"Paano ba naman ako lalakad palayo sa iyo kung isang ngiti mo pa lang, hindi na ako makatayo..."


ayun oh! hahaha!
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Arvin
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeSun Jun 19, 2011 2:08 pm

'eto pa isa..^^

I hate all the letters in the alphabet but i love "U" so much…
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francisamanuel
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 21, 2011 3:14 pm

Boy: tae ka ba???
Girl: hindi bakit?!!
Boy: hindi kasi kita kaya paglaruan eh.. drinks
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eshi
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 21, 2011 11:20 pm

Deadly ang insecticide, pesticide, homicide at suicide… pero alam ko ikamamatay ko





not to be by your side...





waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cheesy!
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francisamanuel
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 22, 2011 2:28 pm

miss geometry ba favorite mong subject?

kasi kahit saang angle ka tingnan ang ganda mo eh
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 22, 2011 3:30 pm

eshi wrote:
Deadly ang insecticide, pesticide, homicide at suicide… pero alam ko ikamamatay ko





not to be by your side...





waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cheesy!

ayun! magamit nga to sa mga chix sis, tignan natin kung epektib! hahahaha. ganda ng banat. XD
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francisamanuel
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 23, 2011 3:02 pm

you're like nido, you're my world's number 1 drinks
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 30, 2011 5:06 pm

Sabi nila libre daw mangarap, sabi ko naman, "libre ka ba? Pangarap kasi kita.. Smile"

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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 30, 2011 5:09 pm

felmor wrote:
Sabi nila libre daw mangarap, sabi ko naman, "libre ka ba? Pangarap kasi kita.. Smile"


applause jig
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Drwildchina
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Jul 12, 2011 8:48 am

Ayaw na nila magbigay ng NISSAN saPARI, kasi ang gusto nila ung PAJERO NA GAWA NG mistsuBISHOP!!
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeFri Jul 15, 2011 2:55 am

Sali!!!


Boy: energy drink ka ba?
girl: bkt lumalkas ka pa nakikita mo ako?
boy: hndi! muka ka kasing cobra!!
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Arvin
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Jul 25, 2011 6:34 pm

I'm not with 'A' and you're not with 'C'..
..maybe because we're meant to 'B'.

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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Jul 27, 2011 11:52 am

sayang ang magaganda mong mata, kung sa pag-ibig ko'y nag bubulag-bulagan ka.
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eshi
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 08, 2011 8:44 pm

para kang google....





nasa iyo lahat ng hinahanap ko.... =)
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 08, 2011 9:14 pm

pasali nga din heheheh

boy: alam mo parang kang tae

girl: bakit naman, dahil ba mabaho ako??

boy: hindi, kasi hindi kita kayang matiis..

jig lol! party time
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francisamanuel
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Aug 10, 2011 6:30 pm

steady ka ba??? gusto kita galawin eh.. hahahaha =)
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeSun Sep 18, 2011 12:17 am

FAMOUS CHINESSE NAMES Smile

born during the nyt- ANDY LIM

born blind-KENNETH SEE

born fat-BOB UY

born thin-KATHY TING

born w/ picture
- LARA WAN

born sweet-KEN DY

born normal- NAT TING WONG

born abnormal-SAM TING WONG

born ugly-EDDIE U

born cute
-MI YUN Smile


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mhaxrein
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeSun Sep 18, 2011 12:30 am

Learn Chinese in less than 5 minutes:

That's not right-->sum ting Wong
R u harboring a fugitive?-->Hu yu hai ding?
See me ASAP--> Kum hia
(censored) man--> dum fuk
Small horse--> tai ni po ni
Did u go to the beach?--> wai yu so tan?
I bumped the coffee table--> Ai bang Mai fa kin ni...


‎-Learn Chinese part2-

I think u need a face lift--> chin tu fat
It's very dark in here--> wai so dim
I thought u were on a diet--> wai yu Kum ching

This is a tow away zone--> no pah king
Our meeting is scheduled for next week--> wai yu Kum nao......

-Learn Chinese part3-

Staying out of sight--> lei ying lo
Cleaning his automobile--> Wa shing ka
Your body odor is offensive--> yu stin ki Fu
Great---> fa kin su pah

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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harsh22
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PostSubject: Re   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 21, 2011 4:46 am

pasali sa pick up...


Boy: Teleserye Ka Ba??

Girl: Bakit??

Boy: Ang Sarap Mo Kasing Subaybayan eh..



Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
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PostSubject: Re   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeFri Oct 21, 2011 4:49 am

Kapag binato ka nang bato,, batuhin mo ng Bulaklak. . Shocked



Di Ba Sweet??? Very Happy



Pero isama mo ang PASO para may IMPACT.. Laughing



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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 01, 2012 9:55 pm

Pasali!

Sayo na ang SSS at Philhealth ko, basta akin nalang ang PAG-IBIG mo... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 08, 2012 1:29 am

PASALI DIN

BOY: NAKALUNOK KA BA NG KWITIS?
GIRL: BAKIT?
BOY: KASI NUNG NGUMITI KA MAY SPARK

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

BOY: NASAN KA KAGABI?
GIRL: BAKIT?
BOY:WALA KA KASI SA PANAGINIP KO...

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

GIRL: PARA KANG UNAN
BOY: DAHIL MASARAP AKO YAKAPIN?
GIRL: HINDI, AMOY KA KASI LAWAY

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

BOY: KAPUSO KA BA?
GIRL: BAKIT?
BOY: PWEDE BA TAYO MAGKAPAMILYA?
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Feb 08, 2012 1:54 am

pasali den...


boy: Holdaper ka ba??

girl: Hindi, bakit??

boy: Handa ko naman ibigay sa yo lahat, wag mo lang ako sasaktan...


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boy: para kang tarantula.

gay: bakeet, nakaka-adict ba ako??

boy: hindi... sarap mong pakainin ng ipis!



Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil






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MJKC23
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue May 14, 2013 9:09 pm

Nerdy Boy: EyegLass k b?

Flirty GirL: huh? bakit?

Nerdy Boy: Hinahanap k kc ng aking mga mata. . . thumbs up
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PostSubject: Re: banat of the day   banat of the day - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeFri May 24, 2013 12:33 pm

Energy drink ka ba?

... Kasi mukha kang Cobra! Razz
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