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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
 Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
 | Subject: Jokes at kung anu2x banat  Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:20 pm | |
| Post kayo ng magagandang pang basag s katahimikan hahaha:thumbsup:
girl:drugs k b?
boy:lam ko n yn kc nakakaadik ako!!!
girl:hndi,nakakasira k kc ng buhay ng ibng tao. | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:45 pm | |
| PEDRO: Anu ulam nyo?
JUAN: blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomatoes in sparkling salted sea food.
PEDRO: WOW ang sarap nun ano yun?
JUAN: talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis, kayo ano ulam nyo?
PEDRO: fish fillet del el ninyo.
JUAN: WOW sosyal! ano yun? ?
PEDRO: TUYO! HAHAHA
KAYO, ANO ULAM NYO? mga kaPEP. . . | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:37 pm | |
| boy: miss keyobard ka ba ? girl: alam ko na yan ! kc type mo ko ? boy: hinde ! hugis kwadrado kc yang mukha mo ! BOOM!!!  | |
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MJKC23
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Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:33 pm | |
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boy:miss mangga ka ba ?
girl:bki ?
boy: mukha ka kasing kalabaw eh !
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:52 pm | |
| boy: miss cashier ka ba ?
girl: bkit ?
boy: mukha ka kasing bayaran eh !
(Just for Laugh)
Means No Offense. . . | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:10 pm | |
| Para sa mga POSERS at FiLingera. . . Peace Boy: alam mo, para kang treasure Girl: oh bkit nman?  Boy: Sarap mo kasi ibaon! hmpttt  Girl:  hahahaha:applause: | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:37 am | |
| Alam mo nagtataka ako kasi pag nkatitig ako sayo napapa isip ako kung may mali ba sayo o may tama na ko sayo. . .  | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:19 pm | |
| Pambasag pra s mga bagong gising ... GIRL: PARA KANG UNAN BOY: DAHIL MASARAP AKO YAKAPIN? GIRL: HINDI, AMOY KA KASI LAWAY  | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:46 pm | |
| Sa mga tinatamad jan at boring e2 ang pangbasag. . . BOY: miss para kang sembreak. GIRL: bakit naman? BOY: amboring mo eh.  hahahah | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:08 pm | |
| Everytime kakain ako ng biscuits. . . NaaLaLa ko 2: Girl: Sabihin mo lang pag inlab ka na sakin ha? Sasagutin agad kita. Boy: talaga? Alam po para kang rebisco, Girl: Bakit? Boy: Kasi, ang KAPAL ng feelings mu! (fillings) | |
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MJKC23
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Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:32 pm | |
| KuLitan Mode habang umuuLan: IJ: Tito magaling na ako sa spelling! MJKC: Sige nga spell mo yung “orange”… IJ: hehehe…nililito mo ko tito MJ eh?...anong orange b un? Yung prutas o yung kulay? MJKC: BaLiw. . . | |
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MJKC23
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Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:00 pm | |
| Mabuhay Boy: alam mo, para kang treasure Girl: oh bkit nman? (smiling) Boy: Sarap mo kasi ibaon! hmp | |
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MJKC23
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Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:29 pm | |
| Isang nkakaantok na Friday sa inyong Lahat mga k-PEP... pampagising: Boy: energy drink ka ba? girl: bkt lumalakas ka ba pag nakikita mo ako? boy: hndi! muka ka kasing cobra!!  nyahahahaha... | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:44 pm | |
| Bath Time: Si Pedro at si Juan ay naninilip sa isang babaeng naliligo sa batis. ...Biglang kumaripas ng takbo si Pedro: Juan: Oh Pedro! Bakit ka tumakbo? Pedro: Kasi sabi ng nanay ko kapag nanilip daw ako.. magiging BATO daw ako! Juan: Oh!? Naniwala ka naman.. Ano naging bato ka ba!? Pedro: Parang...kaya tumakbo ako, natakot ako eh... kasi may nagsisimula nang tumigas....  aLAM NA | |
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raggae40
Junior Member
Posts : 72
Bacoor Cavite
Join date : 2013-07-01
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:37 pm | |
| Isang babae sumakay sa taxi ng nakahubad..
Girl: Bakit? Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng nakahubad?
Driver: Hindi miss! Iniisip ko lang kung san kaya nakatago pamasahe mo.. | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:55 pm | |
| - raggae40 wrote:
- Isang babae sumakay sa taxi ng nakahubad..
Girl: Bakit? Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng nakahubad?
Driver: Hindi miss! Iniisip ko lang kung san kaya nakatago pamasahe mo.. matagal na to pero panalo pa din . . . hahaha | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:58 pm | |
| PampakiLig nmn oh. . . Alam mo nagtataka ako kasi pag nkatitig ako sayo napapa isip talaga ako ng todo kung mayroon nga bang mali sayo o sadyang sayo may tama na ako??? | |
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MJKC23
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Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:33 pm | |
| Pabanat: Sinubukan kong magpakatino sa buhay ko, pero nababaliw talaga ako pagdating sayo... | |
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MJKC23
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Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:09 pm | |
| Png Basag: Kung i-donate kaya kita sa Eat Bulaga?! Ilang PLASTIK na upuan kaya ang magagawa??? | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:49 pm | |
| Yabangan daw ng career HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. hahaha | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:41 pm | |
| Basagan portion ng magjowa: Guy: Hon, Ur amazing coz ur face aLwayz turn a few heads, yet Im quite jealous when u looks like a flirt... Girl: oh really tnx, by d way dont get upset coz u know what? ur face can turn a few stomachs. . . Awww bad... | |
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MJKC23
Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
Join date : 2013-05-07
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:29 pm | |
| Proposal Doomed Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Girl: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. . . hahahah [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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icemanx2
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Join date : 2012-06-30
| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:03 am | |
| Boy : Para kang chicharon... Girl : Bakit? Boy : Ang ingay mo kainin! | |
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MJKC23
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Posts : 1116
Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:08 pm | |
| - icemanx2 wrote:
- Boy : Para kang chicharon...
Girl : Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kainin! hahahaha Feelingerong Hambog na bumabanat: Guy: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. Girl: Okay, get out. . . hahahaha BOOMMM!!! | |
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MJKC23
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Posts : 1116
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes at kung anu2x banat Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:42 pm | |
| Proposal Doomed: Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Girl: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. | |
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