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stussyroyce187 Senior Member
Posts : 126 Baguio City Join date : 2012-05-02
| Subject: Tawa muna tayo mga ka-PEP Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:20 am | |
| 1. Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin? Anak: Mas bobo si tatay, nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, 'tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.'
2. Ano ang pagkain?
Mister: Ano ang pagkain natin? Misis: Nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili! Mister: Isang pirasong tuyo? Ano pagpipilian ko? Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!
3. Overseas Call
IDD Call from US: Husband: Hon, musta ang tindahan? Wife: Department store na! Husband: Ang tuba-an? Wife: KTV bar na! Husband: Ang mga tri-sikad? Wife: Taxi na! Husband: Ang dalawa kong anak? Wife: Lima na!
4. Horoscope
Sweethearts watchin' the sky... Guy: Ano ang horoscope mo? Girl: Anong huruskup? Guy: Yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER. Girl: Ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!
5. Almusal
Donya: Bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang almusal dito ay ala-sais emprunto! Maid: Walang problema, donya, kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag-almusal!
6. Ni-rape...
Maid: Ma'm, ni-rape ako ng magnanakaw kagabi... Madam: Bakit di ka sumigaw? Maid: Eh, akala ko po si Sir, pero nung makadalawa, nagduda na ako!
7. Mayaman - Mahirap
Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!
8. Pangarap
Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy! Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo? Toto: Hindi! Yan din ang pangarap niya!
9. Dalawang mayabang...
Usapan ng dalawang mayabang... Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin. Diego: Alam ko. Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman? Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
10. Nitrates
A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, 'What are Nitrates?' The student replied shyly, 'Ma'am, sa motel po, Nitrates are higher than day rates!'
11. Siling Labuyo
Ate: Musta date mo, sis? Epektib ba payo ko, siling labuyo sa nipples mo para di ka galawin ng bf mo? Sis: Hay naku, ate, palpak! Ginanahan pa lalo, eh, uragon pala!
12. Madre't Sakristan
Madre: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho? Sakristan: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan. Madre: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?! Sakristan: Sister naman, Rosario po.
13. Katapusan na!
Lumindol ng malakas noon... Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic! Sumigaw ang isang lalaki...'Katapusan na! Katapusan na!' Sumagot ang isa pang lalaki... 'Tanga! A-kinse pa lang!'
14. Utot
Pupil: Ma'm, bumubukol po ba ang utot? Teacher: No! Definitely not! Kasi hangin lang yun! Remember, hindi bumubukol ang utot... Pupil: Naku, patay! Tae na to!
15. Sa Airplane
Sa isang mumurahing airline... Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner? Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices? Stewardess: 'Yes or No' lang po.
16. Walang Syota
Pare1: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan? Pare2: Meron... Manhid ka lang!
17. Sa Isang Ospital
Lola (may cancer): Doc, anong gagawin niyo sa akin? Doc: Che-chemo, lola. Lola: (censored) mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!
18. Top One
Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase! Nanay: Ba't mo naman nasabi? Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni Ma'am yung katabi ko... Muntik na ako!
Happy Easter, Have a nice day, y'all!!! | |
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Posts : 1065 EARTH Join date : 2011-06-27
| Subject: Re: Tawa muna tayo mga ka-PEP Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:47 pm | |
| hahaha... nice one paps..Happy Easter!!! | |
| | | kendall harry Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1214 baguio city Join date : 2012-10-22
| Subject: Re: Tawa muna tayo mga ka-PEP Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:39 am | |
| ngaun ko lang nabasa to haha nice bro | |
| | | MJKC23 Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1116 Pasig Mandaluyong Cainta Join date : 2013-05-07
| Subject: Re: Tawa muna tayo mga ka-PEP Tue May 14, 2013 4:10 pm | |
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