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+3strawberrysundei Gagamboy leftstab 7 posters | Author | Message |
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leftstab Newbie
Posts : 38 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-08-24
| Subject: Masamang Balita Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:22 pm | |
| Kumiriring ang telepono nang madaling araw....
'Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa bahay-bakasyunan niyo.' 'O, Mr. Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba?
'Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay yung alaga niyong parrot.'
'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show?'
'Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po.'
'Putris ... sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay, buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?'
'E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne....'
'Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang nagpakain sa kanya ng bulok na karne?'
'W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay na kabayo.'
'Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Mr. Arnaldo?'
'E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir. Namatay po kasi lahat sila sa pagod, kahihila ng kariton ng tubig.'
'Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng tubig?!? '
''Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog.'
'Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi mo!?!'
'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba po 'yung isang nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab 'yung kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang apoy....'
'Ano!? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa bahay-bakasyunan, ah! Para saan 'yung kandila??'
'Para sa burol po.'
'Ha?!!? Kaninong burol?
'Sa nanay n'yo po, sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi, walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Ayun binaril ko po.' | |
| | | Gagamboy Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1462 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-11-14
| | | | strawberrysundei Senior Member
Posts : 242 quezon city Join date : 2012-12-23
| Subject: Re: Masamang Balita Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:29 pm | |
| nice one! ) | |
| | | Gagamboy Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1462 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-11-14
| | | | leftstab Newbie
Posts : 38 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-08-24
| Subject: Re: Masamang Balita Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:36 pm | |
| - Gagamboy wrote:
- Di ako maka move-on sa mga pinagsasabi ni Arnaldo haha
ako din bro, kahit sampung beses ko na nabasa yan, natatawa parin ako at napapa sh*t parin ako. | |
| | | Gagamboy Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1462 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-11-14
| Subject: Re: Masamang Balita Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:49 pm | |
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| | | leftstab Newbie
Posts : 38 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-08-24
| Subject: Re: Masamang Balita Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:01 am | |
| - Gagamboy wrote:
- Haha , la na ba iba?
OT: Add ko nalang dito bro pag nahanap ko yung ibang bala ko hehe.. naisip ko kasi yan kaya napagtripan kong i-post ngayon, others coming soon | |
| | | kendall harry Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1214 baguio city Join date : 2012-10-22
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| Subject: Re: Masamang Balita Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:56 pm | |
| Wahihihihi! Sa nanay nya npunta ung usapan.. Hahaha | |
| | | GloriaNAyres Newbie
Posts : 39 philippines Join date : 2013-01-22
| | | | leftstab Newbie
Posts : 38 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-08-24
| Subject: Re: Masamang Balita Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:07 am | |
| SIR: Inday, si sir mo ito.. nabangga kotse ko and i need cash! INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka noh! SIR: (censored)! Si sir mo talaga to! INDAY: heller! Si ser ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!! | |
| | | JR00108502 Newbie
Posts : 25 Marilao Join date : 2013-01-29
| Subject: Re: Masamang Balita Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:21 pm | |
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