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Gagamboy Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1462 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-11-14
| Subject: Joke Joke Joke! Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:17 am | |
| Hello guys! Share ko lang mga nabasa kong jokes.. Hope you like it =) FM RADIO Juan: Hello DJ , I've found a wallet w/ 20,000 pesos and also an I.D of Mr.Ronald DJ: Ur so honest mister! Are u going to return it now? . . . . . . . . Juan: No , i want to dedicate him a sad song. BABY JAMES Baby James: Yaya am I normal? Yaya: Of course! Why did you ask? Baby James: I'm so confused My grandfather is Ninoy, My Uncle is Noynoy, My brother is Abnoy, My dad is Chikboy My mom , iba-iba ang boy, My ninong is Tito Boy , but he's not a boy. . . Di kaya , Ako BUDOY? TATLONG BALIW 3 baliw nagsiksikan sa kama.... Baliw 1:pre di tayo kasya , isa sa lapag matulog.. (bumaba si Baliw 3) Baliw 2: ayan pare maluwag na ! akyat ka na dito. KASALAN sa kasalan.... Pari: sana ang donation donation mo ay katumbas ng kagandahan at kaseksihan ng pakakasalan mo. Groom: Eto po father 100 pesos ang donation ko. (Tinignan ng pari ang bride) Pari: Iho eto sukli oh , 99 pesos. CONFIDENTIAL (Nagtatanong si totoy sa kanyang tatay....) Totoy: Tay! anong pinagkaiba ng confident sa confidential? Tatay: Ikaw ay aking anak , ako ay "confident" doon. Yung kaibigan mo doon ay anak ko rin , ayun ang confidential. KIDNAPER Kidnaper: magkano nyo tutubusin ang anak nyo? Magulang: 500 thousand.. Kidnaper: Hindi pwede! dapat may milyon! Magulang: kalahating milyon.. Kidnaper: Cge deal! EXAM (sa exam ni pedro..) Teacher: Pedro! bat puro readhorse ang sagot mo? Pedro: Maam ito ANG TAMA! | |
| | | strawberrysundei Senior Member
Posts : 242 quezon city Join date : 2012-12-23
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke! Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:38 pm | |
| infairness!! ) kakawala ng topak! =)) | |
| | | kendall harry Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1214 baguio city Join date : 2012-10-22
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke! Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:57 pm | |
| hehe natawa ako sa una at sa may kidnapper hehe more jokes pa hehe.. | |
| | | Gagamboy Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1462 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-11-14
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke! Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:48 pm | |
| Haha tagal ko na tong pinost , ngayon nyo lang nabasa haha ..
Eto pa oh:
BOY : Lahat ng ginagawa ko mali, I am not a good son to you, hindi nyo ako mahal …!! FATHER : Anak, Nagkakamali ka doon..! BOY : Oh tamo na ! Mali na naman ako!!!
FROG : Oh my fairy, …What does my future hold? FAIRY : You’ll meet someone who wants to know you, …everything about you. FROG : Yeah, …Great! …Will I meet her in a party? FAIRY : No, …in Biology class. FROG:
BUNSO: Inay !! Tignan nyo po drawing ko INAY: Wow! ang galing naman magdrawing ng dinosaur ng anak ko BUNSO: Nay naman eh . . . . . kayo po iyan
Dad: (Holding two toys, letting his son choose) Barbie or Superman? Son: Superman Dad. Dad: Good. (Then he left) Son: GWAPO MO TALAGA SUPERMAN! BAKAT NA BAKAT!
Teacher: ok class, only Juan got 99/100… Juan: oha! Ano kau ngaun?! Mamundok nalang kayo! Magtanim nalang kayo ng kamote mga boploks! Mga walang pinag aralan, mga ubod ng t@ng@! Bkit hindi pa kayo magpakamatay?! Teacher: The rest got 100.
PEDRO: Pareng JUAN, pakitranslate naman itong sulat galing kay Samantha, penpal ko sa US. Hindi ko maintindihan yung sulat, english kase. Pakitranslate lang. Babasahin ko na. JUAN: OK. Walang problema! PEDRO:My dearest PEDRO JUAN: Ikaw yun. PEDRO: Oo ako yun. How I long for your arms. JUAN: Pano daw humaba yung braso mo? PEDRO: Hindi naman mahaba yung braso ko. JUAN: Eh hindi ko alam, yun yung tanong nya. PEDRO: The first time I saw your picture, I felt happy. JUAN: Nilagare daw nya yung litrato mo. Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya. PEDRO: Baket naman? You have beautiful eyes. JUAN: Pangbabae daw yung mata mo. Ayaw siguro sa pangbabaeng mata kaya nya nilagare. PEDRO: Eh bat kailangan pang lagariin? Pwede namang guntingin nalang. I lost your picture last week. JUAN: Winala daw nya yung picture. PEDRO: Sana sinoli nalang nya! But i felt glad when i saw it again. JUAN: Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya ulit yung picture. PEDRO: Akala ko ba winala nya? JUAN: Oo nga. Hindi ko din alam. PEDRO: Even though you wrote me in Filipino, and I didn't understand your letter, I appreciate the thought. JUAN: Kahit Filipino ka daw at hindi sya marunong magbasa, natutuwa sya na nag-iisip ka. PEDRO: Hindi sya marunong magbasa? Tingin nya sa mga Pilipino, hindi nag-iisip? JUAN: Siguro. PEDRO: I hope you can send me more pictures. JUAN: Padalahan mo daw sya ng litrato ng sigarilyo PEDRO: Baket? JUAN: Ewan ko. Yung "More" daw. PEDRO: Pwede naman ang champion bakit more pa! I'm sure you won't mind? JUAN: Sigurado daw syang hindi ka nag-iisip. May smile pa. PEDRO: Loko pala yan 'e! JUAN: Oo nga. PEDRO: Pards, paki sulatan nga. Sabihin mo lang na hindi ko na babasahin ang mga sulat nya, At hindi na din ako magsusulat sa kanya! At paalam na sa kanya! JUAN: Sige sige... Eto na tapos na!!!! ("Dear Samantha, I am no read, no write.")
Laughtrip ako kay Juan at Pedro haha | |
| | | strawberrysundei Senior Member
Posts : 242 quezon city Join date : 2012-12-23
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke! Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:19 pm | |
| nagkakanda iyak ako kakatawa kay juan at pedroooo!! wagas!! =)) | |
| | | Gagamboy Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1462 Metro Manila Join date : 2012-11-14
| | | | felmor Global Moderator
Posts : 1201 Anywhere would you would be Join date : 2011-02-13
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke! Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:01 pm | |
| - Gagamboy wrote:
PEDRO: Pareng JUAN, pakitranslate naman itong sulat galing kay Samantha, penpal ko sa US. Hindi ko maintindihan yung sulat, english kase. Pakitranslate lang. Babasahin ko na. JUAN: OK. Walang problema! PEDRO:My dearest PEDRO JUAN: Ikaw yun. PEDRO: Oo ako yun. How I long for your arms. JUAN: Pano daw humaba yung braso mo? PEDRO: Hindi naman mahaba yung braso ko. JUAN: Eh hindi ko alam, yun yung tanong nya. PEDRO: The first time I saw your picture, I felt happy. JUAN: Nilagare daw nya yung litrato mo. Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya. PEDRO: Baket naman? You have beautiful eyes. JUAN: Pangbabae daw yung mata mo. Ayaw siguro sa pangbabaeng mata kaya nya nilagare. PEDRO: Eh bat kailangan pang lagariin? Pwede namang guntingin nalang. I lost your picture last week. JUAN: Winala daw nya yung picture. PEDRO: Sana sinoli nalang nya! But i felt glad when i saw it again. JUAN: Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya ulit yung picture. PEDRO: Akala ko ba winala nya? JUAN: Oo nga. Hindi ko din alam. PEDRO: Even though you wrote me in Filipino, and I didn't understand your letter, I appreciate the thought. JUAN: Kahit Filipino ka daw at hindi sya marunong magbasa, natutuwa sya na nag-iisip ka. PEDRO: Hindi sya marunong magbasa? Tingin nya sa mga Pilipino, hindi nag-iisip? JUAN: Siguro. PEDRO: I hope you can send me more pictures. JUAN: Padalahan mo daw sya ng litrato ng sigarilyo PEDRO: Baket? JUAN: Ewan ko. Yung "More" daw. PEDRO: Pwede naman ang champion bakit more pa! I'm sure you won't mind? JUAN: Sigurado daw syang hindi ka nag-iisip. May smile pa. PEDRO: Loko pala yan 'e! JUAN: Oo nga. PEDRO: Pards, paki sulatan nga. Sabihin mo lang na hindi ko na babasahin ang mga sulat nya, At hindi na din ako magsusulat sa kanya! At paalam na sa kanya! JUAN: Sige sige... Eto na tapos na!!!! ("Dear Samantha, I am no read, no write.")
Laughtrip ako kay Juan at Pedro haha langyang joke to.. nakakabaliw.hahaha | |
| | | kendall harry Grand Pet Master
Posts : 1214 baguio city Join date : 2012-10-22
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke! Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:03 pm | |
| hehe,, gling ni juan naka 99 hehe.. | |
| | | GloriaNAyres Newbie
Posts : 39 philippines Join date : 2013-01-22
| Subject: Re: Joke Joke Joke! Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:17 am | |
| hahaha ang saya naman ng thread na ito. PriceMe Philippines | |
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