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PostSubject: Si Bantay   Si Bantay I_icon_minitimeThu Oct 25, 2012 5:54 am

natutulog ang asong si Bantay sa ilalim ng upuan ng dumating ang maliligaw ng kanyang amo, pag upo ng lalaki sa upuan, dun nya naramdaman na medyo na uutot xa... tuloy ang panliligaw...

tapos hndi nya na pigilan, napa utot ng konti... silent killer... walang tunog pero mabaho

babae: "ang baho... Bantay umalis ka nga dyan sa ilalim ng upuan!"

natuwa si lalake... si Bantay ang na pag bintangan...Lusot!

hndi ulit napigil... utot ulit ng konti... Silent Killah!

babae: "ano ba Bantay... ang baho lumabas ka nga dyan!"

lusot nanamn si lalake... di nanamn naka tiis... nag pakawala ulit... "toooot"... another silent killer!

nagalit na si babae.

babae: "ano ba Bantay! sinabi ng umalis ka dyan sa ilalim ng upuan kanina ka pa inu-ututan!"

Boom!




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PostSubject: Re: Si Bantay   Si Bantay I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 10, 2012 9:30 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing HAHAHAHA!!
kala ko nakalusot na amf.

ang saklap nun dre pag TRUE STORY yun , kakahiya yun hehe.. laughing laughing rolling on the floor
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PostSubject: Re: Si Bantay   Si Bantay I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 10, 2012 11:07 pm

hahaha...LOL
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